2slow "Absolutely Nothing" Candle

$15.95

We managed to capture the scent of nothing and made it into a candle. It smells exactly like nothing! 

Review: So, I got some beef. I won some giveaway shit in this stream. It said "absolutely nothing", so I expected absolutely fucking nothing. You know what I got? A fucking candle. What the fuck do I do with this shit? I wanted to burn it down out of spite, but it's a fucking candle and it just did candle things. Then I thought to myself "Ya know, my apartment really stinks of bacon right now. I should light a candle." and you know what? I tried, and the candle smells like fucking NOTHING! My day is ruined, and my disappointment is immeasurable.

More details

  • Soy wax
  • Cotton wick
  • 3.76″ × 3.13″ (95 × 79 mm) glass vessel
  • Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)
  • Unscented, has a pleasant natural aroma

Size & Fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.