2slow "Absolutely Nothing" Candle
We managed to capture the scent of nothing and made it into a candle. It smells exactly like nothing!
Review: So, I got some beef. I won some giveaway shit in this stream. It said "absolutely nothing", so I expected absolutely fucking nothing. You know what I got? A fucking candle. What the fuck do I do with this shit? I wanted to burn it down out of spite, but it's a fucking candle and it just did candle things. Then I thought to myself "Ya know, my apartment really stinks of bacon right now. I should light a candle." and you know what? I tried, and the candle smells like fucking NOTHING! My day is ruined, and my disappointment is immeasurable.
More details
- Soy wax
- Cotton wick
- 3.76″ × 3.13″ (95 × 79 mm) glass vessel
- Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)
- Unscented, has a pleasant natural aroma
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: w2s Shop
- Email: w2s-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 3.76″ × 3.13″ (95 × 79 mm) glass vessel
- Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
